There's an empty box on the table that requires Milkface's inspection!
"This one has an interesting scent. I'll have to make a note of that in my report..."
"Appears to be regulation height..."
"It has a good stable structure - the sides are not easily damaged. Nice..."
"There's a bit of a seam here in the bottom - we'll need to have the guys seal that with an industrial epoxy..."
"It's not perfect, but with a few touch-ups, this box passes inspection!"